The jokes of the moment! Part 2
Yesterday, while discussing with a nurse, he reaffirmed that the morale is 50% of the recovery.
So, here is a new selection of jokes picked up here and there. We hope to be able to participate in this 50%. There is something for everyone. Do not hesitate to share them!
‑Here, I bet you that this guy suffers from hemorrhoids!
‑Are you crazy? This guy has a blenno, it is obvious!
‑Well we are going to ask him, he is going to put us in agreement.
They get up and approach the poor guy:
‑Hello sir, excuse us, we are medical students. I bet you were suffering from hemorrhoids, my friend thinks it’s a clap. So what do you really have?
‑Well, you see, all three of us were wrong. I thought it was just a fart…
‑Doctor, something weird is happening to me. When I take off my bra, my breasts go up!
‑Oh well, let’s see…
The lady undresses and takes off her bra. Indeed, her two breasts go up.
‑Wow, that’s really strange. And does it do that to you all the time?
‑Yes, Doctor.
She puts her bra back on and then takes it off again, and again, the breasts go up.
‑Yes, yes, yes, I see what it is…
‑Do you know what it is?
‑No, but in any case, it is contagious.
A good lady gets a tapeworm, she goes to her doctor:
‑Doctor, what should I do?
‑I have a new Belgian treatment. Come back to see me tomorrow with a can of peas and a Mars.
The next day, Madam is at the appointment.
‑Very well, Madam, undress and lean forward.
The doctor puts the peas in the lady’s bottom and finishes with the Mars.
‑That’s it for today, come back tomorrow with the same thing.
The next day, the same thing happened, and it lasted for a month. One day the doctor says to the woman:
‑The treatment ends tomorrow. Come back with the peas and a hammer.
So the woman comes back and the doctor does the pea maneuver one last time, then tells the woman:
‑Pass me the hammer, then above all, do not move!
After a few moments, the tapeworm comes out shouting:
‑What about my Mars?
And sprotch the worm.
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